Minette Mignon

Minette Mignon is a cow girl from the Dairy Dimension, a strange world where everything revolves around comfort food, and cozy chaos. Chocolate milk rivers flow, grass tastes like herbs and seasonings, and the moon is made of mozzarella. In this dimension, cows are considered the upmost divine of creatures.

This is where Minette was appointed "Guardian of the Grill." The issue was that... Minette completely and ultimately misunderstood the assignment. During a brief visit to Earth, Minette tried a hamburger for the first time.

It changed her life.

Instead of protecting cows as intended, she became completely obsessed with burgers. Rather than representing cow pride, Minette accidentally started something much stranger...

Minette, though not fully understanding that Beef came from cow, tried her best and insisted it was not cannibalism, with the logic; "If humans are made of meat and they eat chicken nuggets... Then technically burgers are also just nuggets!"

No one in her world agrees with this logic, but Minette firmly believes she is a food philosopher. She's also convinced "Burgers and steak are the highest form of art."

Ultimately, Minette traveled back to earth in search of learning how humans cook the perfect burger.

One day, Minette was up late into the night trying different recipes from around the galaxies, in an attempt to create a forbidden recipe known as "The Eternal Combo Meal."

She mixed

• Enchanted dairy cream
• Grilled meat
• Forbidden condiments
• and an ancient sauce called "The Thousand Island Grimoire" Unfortunately… something went wrong.

The burger came to life.

Thus, Burg was born. This mysteriously alive food concoction follows Minette everywhere, acting as her voice of reason, and occasionally her emotional support burger, often being warry about being Minette's next meal.

Though, she insists she would never eat a friend... Burg still sleeps with one eye open none the less.