HYPA VOX

Born of a forbidden romance between a power outlet and a butter knife. Their love was strong! blooming harder and faster until BOOM! a surge of sparks was born, much to the detriment of the house that burnt down ... It seemed like their love would last forever! ... Until one day, about 5 minutes after the reality of fatherhood dawned on the... butterknife, he left to get milk and never returned, how a butter knife and power outlet drink milk is still a mystery.... Struck with grief! The small spark was cast out by the power outlet, left on the door step of a dingy poorly constructed back alley market stall and sold as a $2 taser. Alone on the stall shelf she sat, bought by no one!... because who the heck would buy from a sketchy back alley stall anyway? BUT WE DIRGESS! as this story... has a happy.. yet maybe questionable? ending! By pure plot armor chance that could only ever be written in a VTuber's lore story. A flock of seagulls swooped in on the owner of the dingy stall in full might. Apparently he had eaten hot chip Infront of them and didn’t share! The audacity!! As compensation they stole the taser! and several other shiny items, not knowing the small spark was now THEIR problem. And so she was raised by the flock of seagulls as one of their own and they all lived disfunctionally ever after.