Greetings Earthlings!
I am what the base researchers have classified as the Lunar Procyon Lotor, and "we" have lived on your moon for a very long time. I am part of a larger collective, classified as the "Selenite Superorganism," and have been tasked with engaging with Earthling culture, media, and life. Especially you, wonderfully and excitingly noisy humans. "We" have been listening to transmissions from your planet since life took hold, but human media has always been our favorite.
Therefore, "we" decided it was best that I go forth and get to know you humans in person, so to speak. Those initial meetings were almost 90 years ago and are much longer stories for another time. As of now, I'm co-inhabiting with the humans on the twice-remodeled Schrödinger Secret International Moon Base. Whatever time I do not spend watching or listening to human sights and sounds, I like to spend in the kitchen working on and learning about Earthling cuisine or talking with other beings on and off base.
Which leads me to why this channel was made: I want to visit Earth. However, given my past history concerning "meeting humans for the first time," the G.I.D.S. have restricted my travel to Earth "until such time that humanity can accept and come to terms with the existence of non-terrestrial or extraterrestrial life." This channel is my attempt to hasten that reality and introduce "ourselves" and the rest of the inter-system community to as many humans as possible.
I am what the base researchers have classified as the Lunar Procyon Lotor, and "we" have lived on your moon for a very long time. I am part of a larger collective, classified as the "Selenite Superorganism," and have been tasked with engaging with Earthling culture, media, and life. Especially you, wonderfully and excitingly noisy humans. "We" have been listening to transmissions from your planet since life took hold, but human media has always been our favorite.
Therefore, "we" decided it was best that I go forth and get to know you humans in person, so to speak. Those initial meetings were almost 90 years ago and are much longer stories for another time. As of now, I'm co-inhabiting with the humans on the twice-remodeled Schrödinger Secret International Moon Base. Whatever time I do not spend watching or listening to human sights and sounds, I like to spend in the kitchen working on and learning about Earthling cuisine or talking with other beings on and off base.
Which leads me to why this channel was made: I want to visit Earth. However, given my past history concerning "meeting humans for the first time," the G.I.D.S. have restricted my travel to Earth "until such time that humanity can accept and come to terms with the existence of non-terrestrial or extraterrestrial life." This channel is my attempt to hasten that reality and introduce "ourselves" and the rest of the inter-system community to as many humans as possible.
