🕯️SHROOM CULT RULES🕯️
(Obey, or be fed to the sentient mushrooms. Lovingly.)
#↣ Be Nice or Be Nibbled by Spores
We’re here for good vibes, weird laughs, and fungal friendship. Mean people get turned into compost with love. 💕
#↣ Mods = Magical Mushroom Keepers
They keep the forest safe and make sure no one steps on the sacred mushrooms. Be cool to them or get bonked by a toadstool. 🍄
#↣ No Backseat Necromancy
Let me make my own weird little mistakes unless I scream for help. Spontaneous chaos is part of the charm.
#↣ Keep It Silly, Not Sketchy
We love weird. Weird is welcome. But don’t be creepy, gross, or trauma-dump in chat. I'M NOT A LICENSED THERAPIST! This is a cozy crypt and I would like to keep this sanctuary positive. (●'◡'●)
#↣ No Spoilers Unless You Can Time Travel
And if you can time travel… we have other questions first.
#↣ Don’t Self-Promo Unless You’re a Mushroom With a Business Card
Seriously though, ask first. Or bribe me with moss. 🫴
#↣ Have Fun or Else—(just kidding, but not really)
Giggle, spore, thrive. You belong here. Let’s get weird and grow something magical 💀✨
#↣ Be Nice or Be Nibbled by Spores
We’re here for good vibes, weird laughs, and fungal friendship. Mean people get turned into compost with love. 💕
#↣ Mods = Magical Mushroom Keepers
They keep the forest safe and make sure no one steps on the sacred mushrooms. Be cool to them or get bonked by a toadstool. 🍄
#↣ No Backseat Necromancy
Let me make my own weird little mistakes unless I scream for help. Spontaneous chaos is part of the charm.
#↣ Keep It Silly, Not Sketchy
We love weird. Weird is welcome. But don’t be creepy, gross, or trauma-dump in chat. I'M NOT A LICENSED THERAPIST! This is a cozy crypt and I would like to keep this sanctuary positive. (●'◡'●)
#↣ No Spoilers Unless You Can Time Travel
And if you can time travel… we have other questions first.
#↣ Don’t Self-Promo Unless You’re a Mushroom With a Business Card
Seriously though, ask first. Or bribe me with moss. 🫴
#↣ Have Fun or Else—(just kidding, but not really)
Giggle, spore, thrive. You belong here. Let’s get weird and grow something magical 💀✨