Ichikisu

Based on a true story

1.0 Lore

It was a clear November night when Ichikisu, a young man, was on his way home from work as he travels by pick-up truck, a 2015 Ram 1500, on a 50km (35 mile) trek through several forests that exists along the way. Travelling at the speed limit of 100km/h (62mph) along a stretch of forests, he comes upon a bull moose that is sprinting out from the forest towards the highway. Upon seeing this, Ichikisu realizes he has next to no time to stop as the moose does not see him due to being chased what appeared to be an apparition as it didn't seem to have any physical form. Upon slamming on the brakes, Ichikisu braced for impact as it was imminent. The moose did not see the vehicle at all as it continued straight forward, full tilt unaware of the impending collision. During the incident, a Canadian Goose came flying low attempting to chomp down on what looks like the last bug of the year. Not wanting to miss out on a good treat, the goose was unaware of the impending impact about to take place as it was flying straight towards the Moose. Why it was flying in the middle of the night is out of the ordinary for this kind of goose but nontheless, it was here flying completely unaware of its surrounding. The collision was now set for three souls to be impacted. The next moment, the inevitable happened. The goose was right in front of the truck as it collided with the grille, just as it chomped down on the bug. Just as the collision happened, the truck careened into the Moose just milliseconds later sending both the moose and the truck flying from the force of the impact with the goose crushed in between. Nearly 150 yards down the the highway, the truck was upside down after rolling 7 times with the moose buried through the back window and the goose in the backseat, missing half of its feathers from the force of the impact and Ichikisu was crushed from the force of the impact from the moose. The apparition, similar to a black miasma, that was chasing the moose had stopped its chase and was now standing 150 yards staring at the carnage it just witnessed. It appeared to wonder what just happened and what it was suppose to do now that it had failed its mission. After getting a "call" from its superior, it disappeared as if it never existed.

All 3 souls appeared out of their now lifeless bodies and suddenly learned they can communicate with each other. Moose started off by apologizing for running in front to Ichikisu while Ichikisu apologized back for not being able to stop or avoid the moose. The Canadian Goose suddenly chimes in all pissed off because it never got to taste the bug before it died. It whacks Ichikisu on the head with its wing and starts blaming him for the bad luck he received. The moose clobbers the goose with its hooves and tried to get the goose to calm down which it finally did after Ichikisu suddenly punches it right in the beak, causing the goose to become dizzy and faint, after giving a few dozen whacks with its wing to Ichikisu.

"I don't know why the fuck he decided to attack but that seems like a petty thing to be pissed about. No wonder they're so mean for attacking just anyone for a stupid thing. It all makes sense now," Ichikisu stammers.

The moose replied, "Sorry about him buddy. We'll get him to understand once he wakes up. Geese of his kind are very fickle and assholes and tend to love starting wars for the dumbest thing but you are right, they are mean!"

Ichikisu smiles and says, "You know, it's really cool we can communicate like this. I wish I had this ability while alive. Speaking of which, if we're ghosts, I wonder why we are still here."

The moose nods in agreement. "Yes, this is very weird we're still here as spirits. I do agree it's nice to be able to talk to humans like you. This could be a good learning opportunity for us."

Ichikisu nods. "Indeed. I'm Ichikisu by the way. Sorry about hitting you."

The moose stops Ichikisu in his tracks.

"Oh no, no, no. It's my fault, you see. I was being chased by some spirit that I believe was evil as it was not answering anything I asked. It just kept asking me to come with it until it grabbed my ear. I have no name by the way as we creatures don't use names."

Ichikisu tilts his head in confusion. "Good to know. A spirit was chasing you, huh? I guess that would make sense seeing how fast you were running. Why did you start running when it grabbed your ear, if you don't mind me asking?"

"It just didn't feel right and I couldn't understand its motives. Well more like I don't KNOW what its motives are," the moose replied slyly. "It's not anything I ever saw before so we are taught to always be cautious about things we didn't know."

"Makes sense," Ichikisu nods and replies. He grabs his chin with a spaced out look now on his face. "Though, I do wonder if it was possible this apparition caused this collision to happen on purpose."

"I couldn't tell you, honestly, as I have no idea myself," the moose says with a sigh.

The goose finally "wakes" up from its slumber feeling groggy which gets both Ichikisu and the moose's attention.

"Feeling good bird-brain?" Ichikisu snickers.

"Uh! What did I do to deserve this?" The goose looks at the moose, thinking it was the moose that was talking to it.

"Um, goosey, you see, we can now talk to this human and you did deserve that beaker. You were attacking the human without any forethought and paid the price for it. I tried to get you to calm down because I already had an idea of what was going on. You..."

"WHAT!!! DA FUCK HUMANS CAN TALK WITH US?!" The goose exclaimed looking at Ichikisu as Ichikisu gives an unimpressed look.

"You always start fights without a valid reason. I wouldn't have socked you if you would have just calmed down, ya know. Well, I guess you wouldn't since you geese are always so hot-blooded," Ichikisu explains with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, SORRY for being hot-blooded. We're just used to having our way and we'll fight for it if we have to," the goose says with a sarcastic tone.

"That ends there goosey. It's time to work together to figure out why we're still here," moose says with a smile.

"Yeah, I would prefer that because believe it or not, I do love animals and I'd like to see y'all doing well while getting the chance to interact peacefully with you," Ichikisu says but just realizes something. "Wait, how come you're here? I don't recall you being near the collision."

"Uh, Ichikisu, he's a bird-brain. He flew chasing a bug which appeared to be the last one of the season before winter hit so he got tunnel vision as a result, no idea what was happening around him. Though it was funny how he blew up with feathers going everywhere." Moose starts chuckling as he recalls the incident.

"Oh, ha ha, yeah, right, funny. I'm dead you dumb dear," the goose retorts.

"Come on dude, you didn't feel a thing, ok? All 3 of us are dead." Ichikisu remarks with a smirk.

"Wait, you're dead too?" Moose and Ichikisu nods as the goose is astonished at the news. "Oh............ I guess that means we're free to do what we want now. I'm gonna haunt that dumb duck now."

"Wait a minute goosey. We can't move from this area for some reason."

"That's right, I noticed that too. It seems there's something at play here but what?" Ichikisu shrugs.

"Hmm...... guess that means we need to deal with a higher power I guess, like a god or something." Goose says while rubbing its chin.

Right as soon as the goose says that, beams of light from tiny specs to large beams started forming around the 3 souls unaware of the journey they're about to be put through. All 3 exclaimed "WOAH!" Instantly, they're warped through a wormhole at light speed in what seems like an eternity. The next thing the 3 souls new was they appeared in front of two beings that look nothing like anything on planet earth. The apparition that was chasing the moose was behind the two beings.

The first being, taller than the other one, spoke first upon seeing the 3 souls in front of them.

"Dear souls, it is with great regret that our minion has made a grave mistake. You human," the being points towards Ichikisu as he stands to attention nervous about what to expect from this encounter. "Your time has not come yet and thus, you shall be sent back. However, we cannot send you back as is due to your bodies being burned in the fire of the wheeled abomination you drove."

Ichikisu cocked his head sideways wondering if he heard the being right in regards to what used to be his truck. The being continued, "Therefore, we must reincarnate you which we can do." The second being nodded looking at Ichikisu. "Yes, yes, reincarnate you, we can," the second being said with enthusiasm.

"However, it comes with a price. Moose," first being says as it points towards moose. Moose froze in place, bewildered being addressed. "We're sorry to say that your time has come, despite the good things you have done for your community. Especially the little pipsqueaks you so lovingly took care of. To continue that tradition, I bestow upon Ichikisu that task of rebuilding communities that were lost in the human race, as we can see he is very attuned to such tasks. That will be one of the requirements for this reincarnation. The good news is, we can use the moose body to place your soul in with. You will still be able to speak your human language without issues."

Ichikisu nods, unsure how to process all of this. The second being chimes in, "However, this is a downside. You see, we need two souls to combine together to transcend your soul to the moose body to reincarnate you. Lucky for you the moose and goose's soul is sufficient for the task, although it would be better if it were human souls."

The moose and goose look at each other in bewilderment while Ichikisu gave an uncomfortable look towards the two of them.

The first being addresses Ichikisu's concern, "Do not worry, human. I understand how you feel about this. The goose and moose's soul will still be alive. The difference is, they'll become a part of you, like angels of sorts that watch over you..."

"WHY THE FU..." Just as the Goose was about to throw a fit, the first being sealed the goose's beak with telekinesis with no effort. "Hush, feathered-one. You have been nothing but angst towards many things around you but you are not useless. You see, when humans go to war, that kind of behaviour fits well in tipping the balance to minimize casualties. Therefore, you will come forth when a war is nearby and provide Ichikisu your warring ways to not only stop battles but cause chaos amongst the many warriors there. You, alone, can tip the scales of battles easily, though it shall not be without losses too which are necessary to build stronger warriors. Therefore, with the moose's ability to analyze and the human's ability to strategize, the 3 of you will work as a unit to bring peace to the turmoil, known as Earth." The first being smiles while the 3 souls are shocked at what they just heard. "This means you three will still have a purpose and will still live a decent life. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have something I need to attend to. #(&#$ will explain the rest and being doing the reincarnation." The first being excused itself and disappeared while the second being, named #(&#$ smiles at the 3 souls.

"Is this going to hurt?" the goose winces while asking the question.

"Oh no, it should be painless and take next to no time. It'll just take time to prep to ensure it goes smoothly. By the way human, you will gain power of angels since technically you are dead but it is not your time. This will extend your purpose by 1.7 sextillion to the power of 87 billion years." #(*&#$ smiles as it sees Ichikisu's astonished expression. "Yes, that means you WILL have to serve every year assigned to you and your soul is more than strong enough to handle it."

"Does that mean we will be with him that long, oh higher being?" Moose asks with enthusiasm.

"Yes, yes. It'll be as if you're him, the way this works. He can bring either of you out on his will."

"So I'll be walking around as a moose, still able to speak human language with no issues, right? Does this mean I can talk to any being on the planet?" Ichikisu inquires.

"Indeed! Use this ability wisely. You don't want to create wars, remember. You're there to create peace to the best of your ability." #(&#$ waves its hands as it says that and begins punching codes into a machine that starts to glow.

"I guess that means I can just let loose if the dumb human brings me out, eh? Not bad," the goose says with an evil grin.

"He can make you feel pain in the worst way possible if he chooses. You can't do anything to him by the way." #(&#$ says without looking back, still clacking away on his machine.

"Oh dear heavens! Anything but THAT!!" Goose winces as he learns of his debacle. Ichikisu simply smirks a little while muttering under his breathe, enough so no one can hear it, "Paybacks a bitch, ain't it bird-brain?"

(&#$ continues to clack away for an hour when it snaps to attention when the souls were sitting there discussing things suddenly looks up, anticipating anything new that will keep them from getting bored.

"It is time! Brace yourselves and stand on those circles over there please. It don't matter which one, just as long as you three are standing inside one. Oh human, in order to send you back, you'll have to wear a suit so that we can ensure you make it back to Earth without issues." Ichikisu nods as the being puts on gadgets on all 3 souls. All the prep work has been completed and #(&#$ is ready to press the one button to make reincarnation a reality.

"Fare well you beautiful souls! Oh, by the way, this is only my second time doing this," remarks #(&#$ and smiles mischievously. All 3 souls were about to scream in terror but the button was pressed before they could do anything.

In an instant, all souls began to swirls into a ball of sparkles and form into a single being. What comes out was not a moose but a being with moose features. Antlers were not that of a normal moose but it began to form into what somewhat looks like a moose antler but in a more inline form. Green veins started glowing around the antlers which caused Ichikisu to inquire, "What's going on with this antler."

"Oh, that's your angelic powers coming to fruition. No worries. All the knowledge you need will go to your brain." Just as #(&#$ said that, Ichikisu just received the answer he was seeking. #(&#$ turns around and is stunned with what it sees. "Uh.......... that was not what was suppose to happen...... though you do look pretty cute."

"WWWWWHHHHAHAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!" exclaims Ichikisu, full to brim with embarrassment. "You said I would be reincarnated as a moose!"

"Yes, you are a moose, just not the way we envisioned it. You still have abilities of a moose, that I can tell you so don't fret. At least it'll be easier to interact with your species like this and still communicate with other species not like yours. We're still good since you'll still be able to serve your purpose." "Ok tri-souls. Time to head back to your destination and pick up where ya left off."

Ichikisu is then suddenly dressed in what looks like a Halo Spartan outfit from HALO series and blasted off towards earth at light speed. It takes 6 days on the journey for Ichikisu to reach Earth with a big smash. Unbeknownst to Ichikisu, the helmet he was wearing came off and he is left with a strange tan that wasn't meant to be there but is now permanent feature.

Goose, in Ichikisu's mind, speaks, "So now what?"

"We do what we're meant to do," says Ichikisu with purpose and strides with pride. "It's showtime!"

2.0 Lore

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This is the start of the #ichikisulore channel. To learn about how Ichikisu came about. It's a long story but a good one. Enjoy Ichikisu — 4/19/2023 7:42 PM Based on a true story It was a clear November night when Ichikisu, a young man, was on his way home from work as he travels by pick-up truck, a 2015 Ram 1500, on a 50km (35 mile) trek through several forests that exists along the way. Travelling at the speed limit of 100km/h (62mph) along a stretch of forests, he comes upon a bull moose that is sprinting out from the forest towards the highway. Upon seeing this, Ichikisu realizes he has next to no time to stop as the moose does not see him due to being chased what appeared to be an apparition as it didn't seem to have any physical form. Upon slamming on the brakes, Ichikisu braced for impact as it was imminent. The moose did not see the vehicle at all as it continued straight forward, full tilt unaware of the impending collision. During the incident, a Canadian Goose came flying low attempting to chomp down on what looks like the last bug of the year. Not wanting to miss out on a good treat, the goose was unaware of the impending impact about to take place as it was flying straight towards the Moose. Why it was flying in the middle of the night is out of the ordinary for this kind of goose but nontheless, it was here flying completely unaware of its surrounding. The collision was now set for three souls to be impacted. The next moment, the inevitable happened. The goose was right in front of the truck as it collided with the grille, just as it chomped down on the bug. Just as the collision happened, the truck careened into the Moose just milliseconds later sending both the moose and the truck flying from the force of the impact with the goose crushed in between. Nearly 150 yards down the the highway, the truck was upside down after rolling 7 times with the moose buried through the back window and the goose in the backseat, missing half of its feathers from the force of the impact and Ichikisu was crushed from the force of the impact from the moose. The apparition, similar to a black miasma, that was chasing the moose had stopped its chase and was now standing 150 yards staring at the carnage it just witnessed. It appeared to wonder what just happened and what it was suppose to do now that it had failed its mission. After getting a "call" from its superior, it disappeared as if it never existed.

All 3 souls appeared out of their now lifeless bodies and suddenly learned they can communicate with each other. Moose started off by apologizing for running in front to Ichikisu while Ichikisu apologized back for not being able to stop or avoid the moose. The Canadian Goose suddenly chimes in all pissed off because it never got to taste the bug before it died. It whacks Ichikisu on the head with its wing and starts blaming him for the bad luck he received. The moose clobbers the goose with its hooves and tried to get the goose to calm down which it finally did after Ichikisu suddenly punches it right in the beak, causing the goose to become dizzy and faint, after giving a few dozen whacks with its wing to Ichikisu.

"I don't know why the fuck he decided to attack but that seems like a petty thing to be pissed about. No wonder they're so mean for attacking just anyone for a stupid thing. It all makes sense now," Ichikisu stammers.

The moose replied, "Sorry about him buddy. We'll get him to understand once he wakes up. Geese of his kind are very fickle and assholes and tend to love starting wars for the dumbest thing but you are right, they are mean!"

Ichikisu smiles and says, "You know, it's really cool we can communicate like this. I wish I had this ability while alive. Speaking of which, if we're ghosts, I wonder why we are still here."

The moose nods in agreement. "Yes, this is very weird we're still here as spirits. I do agree it's nice to be able to talk to humans like you. This could be a good learning opportunity for us."

Ichikisu nods. "Indeed. I'm Ichikisu by the way. Sorry about hitting you."

The moose stops Ichikisu in his tracks. Ichikisu — 4/19/2023 8:09 PM "Oh no, no, no. It's my fault, you see. I was being chased by some spirit that I believe was evil as it was not answering anything I asked. It just kept asking me to come with it until it grabbed my ear. I have no name by the way as we creatures don't use names."

Ichikisu tilts his head in confusion. "Good to know. A spirit was chasing you, huh? I guess that would make sense seeing how fast you were running. Why did you start running when it grabbed your ear, if you don't mind me asking?"

"It just didn't feel right and I couldn't understand its motives. Well more like I don't KNOW what its motives are," the moose replied slyly. "It's not anything I ever saw before so we are taught to always be cautious about things we didn't know."

"Makes sense," Ichikisu nods and replies. He grabs his chin with a spaced out look now on his face. "Though, I do wonder if it was possible this apparition caused this collision to happen on purpose."

"I couldn't tell you, honestly, as I have no idea myself," the moose says with a sigh.

The goose finally "wakes" up from its slumber feeling groggy which gets both Ichikisu and the moose's attention.

"Feeling good bird-brain?" Ichikisu snickers.

"Uh! What did I do to deserve this?" The goose looks at the moose, thinking it was the moose that was talking to it.

"Um, goosey, you see, we can now talk to this human and you did deserve that beaker. You were attacking the human without any forethought and paid the price for it. I tried to get you to calm down because I already had an idea of what was going on. You..."

"WHAT!!! DA FUCK HUMANS CAN TALK WITH US?!" The goose exclaimed looking at Ichikisu as Ichikisu gives an unimpressed look.

"You always start fights without a valid reason. I wouldn't have socked you if you would have just calmed down, ya know. Well, I guess you wouldn't since you geese are always so hot-blooded," Ichikisu explains with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, SORRY for being hot-blooded. We're just used to having our way and we'll fight for it if we have to," the goose says with a sarcastic tone.

"That ends there goosey. It's time to work together to figure out why we're still here," moose says with a smile.

"Yeah, I would prefer that because believe it or not, I do love animals and I'd like to see y'all doing well while getting the chance to interact peacefully with you," Ichikisu says but just realizes something. "Wait, how come you're here? I don't recall you being near the collision."

"Uh, Ichikisu, he's a bird-brain. He flew chasing a bug which appeared to be the last one of the season before winter hit so he got tunnel vision as a result, no idea what was happening around him. Though it was funny how he blew up with feathers going everywhere." Moose starts chuckling as he recalls the incident.

"Oh, ha ha, yeah, right, funny. I'm dead you dumb dear," the goose retorts.

"Come on dude, you didn't feel a thing, ok? All 3 of us are dead." Ichikisu remarks with a smirk.

"Wait, you're dead too?" Moose and Ichikisu nods as the goose is astonished at the news. "Oh............ I guess that means we're free to do what we want now. I'm gonna haunt that dumb duck now."

"Wait a minute goosey. We can't move from this area for some reason."

"That's right, I noticed that too. It seems there's something at play here but what?" Ichikisu shrugs.

"Hmm...... guess that means we need to deal with a higher power I guess, like a god or something." Goose says while rubbing its chin.

Right as soon as the goose says that, beams of light from tiny specs to large beams started forming around the 3 souls unaware of the journey they're about to be put through. All 3 exclaimed "WOAH!" Instantly, they're warped through a wormhole at light speed in what seems like an eternity. The next thing the 3 souls new was they appeared in front of two beings that look nothing like anything on planet earth. The apparition that was chasing the moose was behind the two beings. Ichikisu — 4/19/2023 8:32 PM The first being, taller than the other one, spoke first upon seeing the 3 souls in front of them.

"Dear souls, it is with great regret that our minion has made a grave mistake. You human," the being points towards Ichikisu as he stands to attention nervous about what to expect from this encounter. "Your time has not come yet and thus, you shall be sent back. However, we cannot send you back as is due to your bodies being burned in the fire of the wheeled abomination you drove."

Ichikisu cocked his head sideways wondering if he heard the being right in regards to what used to be his truck. The being continued, "Therefore, we must reincarnate you which we can do." The second being nodded looking at Ichikisu. "Yes, yes, reincarnate you, we can," the second being said with enthusiasm.

"However, it comes with a price. Moose," first being says as it points towards moose. Moose froze in place, bewildered being addressed. "We're sorry to say that your time has come, despite the good things you have done for your community. Especially the little pipsqueaks you so lovingly took care of. To continue that tradition, I bestow upon Ichikisu that task of rebuilding communities that were lost in the human race, as we can see he is very attuned to such tasks. That will be one of the requirements for this reincarnation. The good news is, we can use the moose body to place your soul in with. You will still be able to speak your human language without issues."

Ichikisu nods, unsure how to process all of this. The second being chimes in, "However, this is a downside. You see, we need two souls to combine together to transcend your soul to the moose body to reincarnate you. Lucky for you the moose and goose's soul is sufficient for the task, although it would be better if it were human souls."

The moose and goose look at each other in bewilderment while Ichikisu gave an uncomfortable look towards the two of them.

The first being addresses Ichikisu's concern, "Do not worry, human. I understand how you feel about this. The goose and moose's soul will still be alive. The difference is, they'll become a part of you, like angels of sorts that watch over you..."

"WHY THE FU..." Just as the Goose was about to throw a fit, the first being sealed the goose's beak with telekinesis with no effort. "Hush, feathered-one. You have been nothing but angst towards many things around you but you are not useless. You see, when humans go to war, that kind of behaviour fits well in tipping the balance to minimize casualties. Therefore, you will come forth when a war is nearby and provide Ichikisu your warring ways to not only stop battles but cause chaos amongst the many warriors there. You, alone, can tip the scales of battles easily, though it shall not be without losses too which are necessary to build stronger warriors. Therefore, with the moose's ability to analyze and the human's ability to strategize, the 3 of you will work as a unit to bring peace to the turmoil, known as Earth." The first being smiles while the 3 souls are shocked at what they just heard. "This means you three will still have a purpose and will still live a decent life. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have something I need to attend to. #(&#$will explain the rest and being doing the reincarnation." The first being excused itself and disappeared while the second being, named* #(&#$ smiles at the 3 souls.

"Is this going to hurt?" the goose winces while asking the question.

"Oh no, it should be painless and take next to no time. It'll just take time to prep to ensure it goes smoothly. By the way human, you will gain power of angels since technically you are dead but it is not your time. This will extend your purpose by 1.7 sextillion to the power of 87 billion years." #(&#$ smiles as it sees Ichikisu's astonished expression. "Yes, that means you WILL have to serve every year assigned to you and your soul is more than strong enough to handle it." Ichikisu — 4/19/2023 10:29 PM "Does that mean we will be with him that long, oh higher being?" Moose asks with enthusiasm.

"Yes, yes. It'll be as if you're him, the way this works. He can bring either of you out on his will."

"So I'll be walking around as a moose, still able to speak human language with no issues, right? Does this mean I can talk to any being on the planet?" Ichikisu inquires.

"Indeed! Use this ability wisely. You don't want to create wars, remember. You're there to create peace to the best of your ability." #(&#$ waves its hands as it says that and begins punching codes into a machine that starts to glow.

"I guess that means I can just let loose if the dumb human brings me out, eh? Not bad," the goose says with an evil grin.

"He can make you feel pain in the worst way possible if he chooses. You can't do anything to him by the way." #(&#$ says without looking back, still clacking away on his machine.

"Oh dear heavens! Anything but THAT!!" Goose winces as he learns of his debacle. Ichikisu simply smirks a little while muttering under his breathe, enough so no one can hear it, "Paybacks a bitch, ain't it bird-brain?"

(&#$ continues to clack away for an hour when it snaps to attention when the souls were sitting there discussing things suddenly looks up, anticipating anything new that will keep them from getting bored.

"It is time! Brace yourselves and stand on those circles over there please. It don't matter which one, just as long as you three are standing inside one. Oh human, in order to send you back, you'll have to wear a suit so that we can ensure you make it back to Earth without issues." Ichikisu nods as the being puts on gadgets on all 3 souls. All the prep work has been completed and #(&#$ is ready to press the one button to make reincarnation a reality.

"Fare well you beautiful souls! Oh, by the way, this is only my second time doing this," remarks #(&#$ and smiles mischievously. All 3 souls were about to scream in terror but the button was pressed before they could do anything.

In an instant, all souls began to swirls into a ball of sparkles and form into a single being. What comes out was not a moose but a being with moose features. Antlers were not that of a normal moose but it began to form into what somewhat looks like a moose antler but in a more inline form. Green veins started glowing around the antlers which caused Ichikisu to inquire, "What's going on with this antler."

"Oh, that's your angelic powers coming to fruition. No worries. All the knowledge you need will go to your brain." Just as #(&#$ said that, Ichikisu just received the answer he was seeking. #(&#$ turns around and is stunned with what it sees. "Uh.......... that was not what was suppose to happen...... though you do look pretty cute."

"WWWWWHHHHAHAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!" exclaims Ichikisu, full to brim with embarrassment. "You said I would be reincarnated as a moose!"

"Yes, you are a moose, just not the way we envisioned it. You still have abilities of a moose, that I can tell you so don't fret. At least it'll be easier to interact with your species like this and still communicate with other species not like yours. We're still good since you'll still be able to serve your purpose." "Ok tri-souls. Time to head back to your destination and pick up where ya left off."

Ichikisu is then suddenly dressed in what looks like a Halo Spartan outfit from HALO series and blasted off towards earth at light speed. It takes 6 days on the journey for Ichikisu to reach Earth with a big smash. Unbeknownst to Ichikisu, the helmet he was wearing came off and he is left with a strange tan that wasn't meant to be there but is now permanent feature.

Goose, in Ichikisu's mind, speaks, "So now what?"

"We do what we're meant to do," says Ichikisu with purpose and strides with pride. "It's showtime!" Ichikisu — 6/22/2025 1:35 PM 2.0 Lore  escape to cancel • enter to save Based on IRL events.

2 years after being brought back to earth, on this fine summer day, Ichikisu awakens with moose and goose still fighting about food in the spiritual plain when a dim light shone upon Ichikisu. Now fully alert to this light wondering what in the world is going on, both moose and goose snap to the light as well as the force was felt amongst all three.

"Ummm........ did hell call upon us?" queries the goose. Expand message.txt 20 KB  Based on IRL events.

2 years after being brought back to earth, on this fine summer day, Ichikisu awakens with moose and goose still fighting about food in the spiritual plain when a dim light shone upon Ichikisu. Now fully alert to this light wondering what in the world is going on, both moose and goose snap to the light as well as the force was felt amongst all three.

"Ummm........ did hell call upon us?" queries the goose.

Moose bonks the goose, "Why would they call upon two angels and only one demon? Where's your logic you bird-bra......"

"SILENCE!" Ichikisu exclaims. "Do not say anything from this point forward. I think I know what's happening."

Both goose and moose obeys immediately as Ichikisu tries to figure out what's about to transpire. The light gets brighter and now Ichikisu feels a very strong pull and warmth from the light. It is now so blinding, it felt like transversing to a new plane of existence that is familiar. About 3 hours later, in a "frozen" state, #(&#$ appears in full view with its master, standing before them while Ichikisu is sitting on the floor trying to make sense of what just happened, awakening from the 3 hour trance state he was locked in. As soon as he sees the higher being from before, he realizes where he's at.

"Um....... did we die again?" Ichikisu inequires and socks the goose as he was about to say something inappropriate.

The higher being laughs, "Oh no no no no no. It's nothing like that, human. Well, I guess you're more of a chimera but we'll leave that out for now. You have been brought here for your progress report, something we've neglected to inform you of when we reincarnated you. And yes, you can think we're somewhat of a god as you think. I know your questions, young Ichikisu."

Ichikisu is instantly reminded the being knows everything and can sense any inquiring question coming its way. He remains quiet while he puts his one hand on the moose's head and clasps the goose's beak very tightly.

"Your progress report will be every two to four years and it appears your impact on the world is more than we expected. We also wanted to help you improve on your progress by just nudging you in the right direction so that Earth does not destroy itself. Goose, your progress was, marginal at best."

Goose felt the higher being's repulsive disappointment. Goose began to shake with intensive fear thinking what might happen to him while Ichikisu continues to clamp his beak tightly like an ever constricting boa coiling its victim.

"While I can't say I'm not disappointed nor surprised with your antics, you did achieve the goals we have assigned you, rather well. At the same time, it's balanced out for the uncanning acts that were........ outside your bounds as we'll put it. I'll explain what happens in a bit on that."

The higher being turns its attention to the moose soul.

"To you, the beautiful moose, so innocently taken but still worth the heart of platinum in many ways than one, your loyalty and reasoning to logic is closely related to Ichikisu's and your debates never cease to amuse me. Your closeness with Ichikisu would make and loving husband jealous thousands of times over."

The moose blushes at the comment not sure how to respond to it. Goose catches the comment and becomes bewildered, managing to break free of Ichikisu's grip and blurts out, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKING ANY LOVING HUSBAND JEALOUS?" as he flaps his wings wildly.

(&#$ shoots a lightning bolt directly at the goose without goose being aware and in a split second, goose freezes and sizzling noises emits while feathers explode in a windy fashion everywhere, goose frozen mid-air before he plunges face first into the ground, butt stick high in the air and electric arcs buzzing every so often. #(&#$ giggles and even Ichikisu, seeing the cartoonish act in the funniest way possible, couldn't contain the chuckle while trying to stiffle it so hard.

"That so called bird-brain deserves it," the higher being said without so much a glance in the direction of the goose. "But you, dear lady, shall be upgraded so that you are not so much contained within' Ichikisu's body all the time. We are deeply sorry for not mentioning earlier you have the ability to possess and terraform a souless body to your ways so that you may assist Ichikisu as you always have. I have granted you the ability to do that without any restrictions though the bird brain still has to have a leash so that's unchanged. Also Ichikisu, we will reward you for your continued effort in ensuring the missions are being achieved by the two souls you are in charge of."

Ichikisu snaps his attention to the higher being from his giggling phase with a serious face.

"No worries Ichikisu. It's to help build your teamwork and increase your efficiency in your missions which this will happen every two to four years. Your resilience is very admiring as well as the dear lady moose. Now, considering we still see that there is tension between all three of you, Ichikisu, won't you consider giving names to these two to strengthen your foundations of your bond of souls so that your shields grow ever so strong?"

Ichikisu nods in the higher being's direction, knowing it knows the question he wants to ask.

"Yes, the bonds will increase the powers you already have a hundredfold, although sorry to say, the pain you feel will change only for the worse by three times as much. It's worth the trade-off if you think about it. It's time to shed your old antlers and gain new ones both you and the lady moose, Ichikisa, far better and more efficient ones." Ichikisu jumps at the name bewildered that the higher being can actually "read" his mind without so much speaking a word. "Your thoughts are very well organized for a human soul so it's easy to read them. You may become cloudy every so often but I've rarely come across many humans who can become this clear in their thoughts, even this far advance. There's a reason we choose you."

The moose, very clearly female despite having antlers which female moose are not known to have antlers, jumps upon hearing the name Ichikisu has given her, Ichikisa. She begins to blush heavily.

"It is time to give you souls your upgrades or rewards if you will. #(&#$ please see to it these wonderful souls get EVERYTHING we asked them to have."

(&#$ replies with strong enthusiasm. "Yes master! Right away!" #(&#$ hurries along his machines.

"To you three, you'll receive our compliments, wishes, our thoughts and thanks when the upgrade is fully installed into you. We have much to do but we hope we have given you everything you need to continue fulfilling your missions and nothing is amiss unlike last time. Oh, your teleportation back to earth will be much smoother and quicker this time around. We hope your journey will be prosperous and peaceful."

The higher being leaves while #(&#$ continues working away on its machine. Ichikisa, the female moose, taps Ichikisu on the shoulder after the higher being part ways. The moose and goose souls do not have a complete form as they're still ghostly of their former selves.

"Umm......... boss. Did you know?" Ichikisa inquires.

"Yes, I knew." Ichikisu smiles. "Though bird-brain never did as you just saw when he slipped out of my hands."

"Since when?" Ichikisa asks shyly.

"Right about the third month we were reincarnated," Ichikisu said as he rubs Ichikisa's forehead. All of a sudden Ichikisa hugs Ichikisu tightly, her eyes close, leaving Ichikisu in a bit of shock from the sudden movement. After a moment, Ichikisu calms down a bit and gently hugs Ichikisa, cheek on her forehead. "But how? I thought I hid it so well?" Ichikisa inquires.

"If you heard the higher being right, I have the ability to have a very good judge of character through the action of others," Ichikisu says gently.

About 5 minutes later, #(&#$ interrupts their embrace with an announcement. "Okay knuckle heads. It's time to get your upgrades going."

(&#$ slapes the goose's rear end with a fly swatter sending the goose yelping awake into a wall nearby.

"Aw fuck! I was having a nice dream ya twatstifflewasp! That stung like hell! Though that hornet in the dream was god awful scary," goose says as he looks down with a thoughtful look on his face.

"Lance, we're doing upgrades so get on the floor," #(&#$ says bringing up the fly swatter, ready to pounce again.

Lance, the goose, flinches at first then looks at #(&#$ with a confused look. "Lance? Who's Lance?"

"That's you bird-brain. GET IN THE MACHINE!" #(&#$ says beginning to get frustrated. "#(&#$ does not have time for stupidity."

Lance races to the machine landing face first in front of Ichikisu and Ichikisa, still in their embrace as the both of them look at Lance with a look of, "Is your beak going to stay in one place, now?" As soon as Lance looks up, he points at Ichikisa and rudely asks, "Are you a bitch like I thought you always were?" Ichikisu closes his eyes as soon as Lance started beaking off, he curled his fist into a tight ball and slams Lance on the head, as calmly as he could with maximum force. Lance froze for a bit before rubbing his head and beaking, "What? I'm asking a legitimate question."

"You do not speak to a lady like that," Ichikisu glares at Lance.

Lance instantly freezes from the glare but then realizes something. "Lady? Are you saying this moose," points at Ichikisa, "is female?"

Ichikisa, blushing, nods.

Lance stares at Ichikisa with utter dissapointment, "............How........................The..........................FAWK!"

Ichikisa shyly covers her face with Ichikisu's chest embarrassed by the fact Lance now knows her original gender and moans with disappointment.

(&#$ speaks up. "Alright time to get started. Everyone stand on the cirlces." Ichikisa was refusing to let Ichikisu go. "Kisa, please. We'll always be together remember? My time is insanely far from over and our souls are bounded. Trust me ok?" Ichikisa grunts but she relents, releasing her grip and slowly stands in the circle. Lance on the other hand is lost in thought. #(&#$ whacks him in the rear end with the fly swatter in such a way it snaps like a whip. Lance honks jumping inside the circle in pain causing #(&#$ to smile. #(&#$ presses the button to start the transformation of the 3 souls with their upgrades. Slowly for the first minute, it just feels like fireflies are just floating around until suddenly, a bright flash overtook the whole room. It was as if a star was born ready to explode with energy. A moment later, Ichikisu and Ichikisa is standing there, with gleaming new antlers that are pearl green in colour with pulsating red veins that give it a beautiful glow like no other. Looking at it close up, one could tell there is so much energy in them that is almost looks like it was heavily radioactive. Ichikisa, bewildered in her new form, begins to get excited seeing her new form and starts to feel herself all over. Meanwhile Ichikisu seeing Ichikisa for the first time, becomes beat red and immediately looks away to avoid embarrassment. Ichikisa notices this, grunts in disapproval but incredibly happy at the same time. She grabs Ichikisu by the hand, surprising Ichikisu and she hugs Ichikisu tightly, rubbing cheeks with a huge smile. Meanwhile Lance, very disappointed that he's still bound by Ichikisu who does not get a body starts to beak up.

"What in the fucking world is this? Why did I not get a body too? I more than deserve one! And why am I named Lance?" Lance angrily declared.

(&#$ knocks on Lance's skull, "Bird-brain. You're chaotic as hell which we like but there are boundaries you MUST observe that we gave you last time. You did a lot of things that went against your mission despite the fact you did do your mission. They basically cancelled each other out so therefore, no reward. Also, the name came from your boss."

Lance snaps his view to Ichikisu as soon as he learned of the origin of his name.

"Lance, there's a good reason I gave you that name. You're like our weapon in combating evil and a lance is very, very good offensive weapon. You're practically a lance the way you work. I think that's a positive thing about you." Ichikisu winks to Lance while embracing Ichikisa.

"Oh. I didn't know you could think of me like..." Lance was cut off by Ichikisu's words.

"I've always thought of you in a positive way. It's your actions that give you the negative views in the first place. You still haven't learn that and you have a ton of potential. There's a reason we were fated to be together." Ichikisu gives a stern look to Lance to show how serious he meant his words.

"Huh................" Lance is left speechless. Even more so when he sees Ichikisa's human form. "WWOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lance yells as his eyes gets popped, stretched like a toddler playing with playdo for the first time, oogling over Ichikisa's look. Ichikisu picks up a rock nearby and flings it at Lance at Mach 97, exploding the room and sending Lance back through 18 walls taking the impact of the rock. Ichikisu calmly looks down at his hand and blurts out, "Oh well, hello there. Rock hard hands sure comes in handy." Ichikisu is opening and closing his fists as he ponders about this new power he's gain. Lance, knocked out from the rock impacting him, though not injured in the least, the pain overwhelmed him while not having a scratch, except for feathers flying everywhere since he can regenerate feathers almost instantly.

"What did you do that for?" Ichikisa looks in Lance's direction before asking the question in Ichikisu's face.

"You do know that our souls are bounded and we can feel each other's emotions, right?" Ichikisu said, scratching his cheek slightly while embarrassed seeing Ichikisa's beauty.

Ichikisa giggles as soon as Ichikisu shows his vulnerable side, "Yeah that bird brain really deserve that. I think that's enough beating a dumb goose for a day." Ichikisa boops Ichikisu on the nose. Ichikisu blushes and asks, "How come you hug me so tightly?"

Ichikisa gives a smug smile and gently says, "because we're very identical in our being, values, morals and how we view the world. You make me happy just being you."

"That's interesting and never thought of it that way. It's like we're twins." Ichikisu says with a pondering look.

"THAT'S EXACTLY IT!!! It's like we're brother and sister!! And I love you dearly because we get along so well. " Ichikisa says with an adorable smile!

"Hahaha! That would make sense." Ichikisu laughs gently until he felt a disturbance in the force and throws a piece of debris in the direction of an incoming cobra chicken. A very loud thud could be heard when Lance exclaims, "FAWK DA HAWK CAULK! THE JEWELS HAVE NOW SPLIT IN THREE! OOOOOWWWW!" Lance can be seen rolling on the floor in pain. Mid-way through, a loud rumbling fart emits from the silly bird and #(&#$ rolls on the floor laughing hysterically like a really bad machine gun with too many jams. Ichikisu and Ichikisa bursts laughing at the site as it was unexpected.

"Even Otters have more grace than this, dayum it!" Lance lashes out as he still holds his crotch in pain.

"I wasn't even aiming for that. You just so happen to have too much lift at that moment and it caught you there instead of your breastplate." Ichikisu says trying to stifle his laughter. "I hope your spirits has lifted cause it sure seems that way." Ichikisa buries her beautiful face into Ichikisu's chest because she cannot contain her laughter. #(&#$ is still rolling from laughing too hard going blue in the face. Why this is so funny to #(&#$ is beyond anyone's imagination.

The higher being returns, snickers trying to hold its own laughter, says, "It is time to return you three. As soon as you land on earth, you shall be revealed everything to you. Safe travels and good journey you three."

The higher being presses one of the buttons on the machine because #(&#$ is still going blue with laughter, the goose suddenly lit on fire, screaming his head off with bursts of flame coming out of his butt from "methane" gas escaping, the higher being, stifles its laughter so hard, it nearly keeled over. All the while, the goose's soul gets shot into Ichikisu's body and instinctively, Ichikisa hugs Ichikisu as a light pink glow begins to form around them, preparing them for the journey back to earth. As soon as they were beamed out of the facility of the higher being, #(&#$ gets whacked by the higher being. "You ingrate! We're suppose to be graceful. We know we said you could have your fun but not like this!! PFFFTTTT!!! BWAHAHAAHA!!! I didn't think birds like that can cannonize itself." The higher being just let's out a laughter unheard of before. #(&#$ being hit by the higher being didn't affect it and continues to laugh so hard, it started farting repeatedly after every laugh and the cycle continues. For how long, no one knows.

Meanwhile, after three minutes later, Ichikisu and Ichikisa are back on the planet, still in an embrace smiling greatly. Just then a missile just about lands on top of the two of them when the antlers glow brightly almost instantly. The missiles suddenly explodes but all forces go the opposite direction, towards space as a light blue glow reflects all debris and explosions upwards.

"Oof! Didn't think we'd be right here when that happen," Ichikisu remarks looking up. A concern voice catches Ichikisu's attention.

"ICHI!! These people need help!!" Ichikisa exclaims as she points towards a crowd of people near a partially destroyed building.

"Go girl! Let's use our new powers. LANCE!" Ichikisu calls out.

"What ya fawker?" Lance says with disappointment.

"I'll crush that beak if you speak to me like that again. It's go time. Your fun time is here. Go crush those missiles and enjoy exploding them in missile. DO. NOT. LET. A. SINGLE. ONE. HIT. THE. GROUND!" Ichikisu speaks sternly.

"YAY! What about air defences?" Lances inquires.

"Remember, we're here to correct things, not to meddle with it. If its doing it's job, let it. Just take the ones not affected by air defense and do not touch those other missiles." Ichikisu points towards the horizon.

Lance snaps to attention, salutes and flies off, discovering he can now go Mach 15 instead of the limited 150mph he could fly before. However, his crashes will always stay below 40mph.

"ICHI! I don't think we have much time left for this crowd stuck under here!" Ichikisa calls out, concerned for the safety of the victims.

"No worries! I can see we'll make it with plenty of time left. Let's get to digging them out," Ichikisu says with confidence as he strides with pride towards the beautiful Ichikisa already moving piles with nearby residents doing the same. "It's showtime!"