JombieZesus

>> Read the rules and we'll be good.*

> - I and my mods are the law and we reserve the right to ban you.
> - Do treat others with respect and enjoy your time here!
> - Do not discuss spoilers and/or backseat me or my guests. This includes unwarranted hints and warnings/foreshadowing remarks.
>> - In other words. Let me play the game and figure things out.
> - Do not start discussing controversial topics.
> - Do not self-advertise. Let us handle that.
> - Do not send me random friend requests on anything.
> - Do not ask to be invited to a current game being played. If I do want to play with the community, it will be stated.
>> - Rule number one: I do not role play.

> **By clicking "Okay, Got it!" and chatting here you are acknowledging that you have read and comprehend all the rules stated above. Breaking the rules may result in your ridicule and/or action from the moderation team.*

Just a guy that plays games for fun. I'm not used to talking to myself while gaming, so don't be afraid to say hi!

I suppose I am a Variety Streamer though.

Also yeah, this place is pretty jank. That's just part of its charm, right? Maybe it'll look nicer some day.

###As an Honorary Canadian (Ontarian), I'd love to welcome all Canadians here!
##Sponsored by:
> + AlienMewn
> + Barley
> + CanuckWild
> + cabotchi
> + ThisIsJadesLife
> + grimegirrrl
> + stephlyy
> + Nyuchu
> + JazzyxKitten
> + Undisputedly_Neil
> + MatthewsMadness

When requesting a PNG change, here are the current costumes that I currently have!

> - Jombie
> - Catboy
> - Dunce Cap
> - Jom2B
> - JomBot
> - Randall "Jombie" Park
> - Bearded Jombie
> - Jompire
> - Anime
> - Party Jombie
> - Jomb BB
> - Jomb Maid
> - Jombiechu
> - Jombidouken
> - French Jombie
> - Jomb2k
> - Jombunny
> - Star Trek TNG or DS9 Era:
>> - **Command, Operations,
Science**
> - Jomchu Nyusus
> - Cosmic Gold
> - JombDiver
> - JomBeefle

Thank you to the following for contributing to enhance the experience!

Emotes:
> + AlienMewn
> + MrsKryx
> + Nyuchu

PNGTuber:
> + AlienMewn
> + Azadouken
> + Nyuchu

And as a little bit of self-serving, I did most of the clam emotes myself.

## ^-- Clickity Clackity Here --^
##Tips are always appreciated, but never expected. I thank you so much if you do!

Additionally, tips are non-refundable.

- Case: Black box with one blue LED.

- Motherboard: Hard

- CPU: Square with some flat pins on the bottom.

- GPU: Big solid hunka metal and
bits. It has some fans too. It's got some LEDs on them but you can't see them because the case is opaque.

- RAM: Umm..black or gray. I'm pretty sure it says Corsair on it though.

- Sound card: Has two red lights. Also has a metallic red case over it with a clear part so you can see the non-moving mcgubbins.

- Microphone: A black Blue phallic-shaped thingie with more lights than I could ever dream of. There's also a mount. It's black, and goes to my talk-speaker.

- Mouse: Logitech. It's black, and has lights on it!

- Keyboard: Microsoft. It's black, mostly. It's an ergonomic keyboard and it's a lot quieter than the last model!

- Monitors: I have two of them. They're both black. They both say ALIENWARE on them and they're both 27 inches and are 2K monitors. I thought one was breaking, so I just bought two matching ones. My old pair though, one said GIGABYTE and the other said Samsung. They were 27" and 24" respectively. The oldest pair I had used to give black bars on the side of the stream because I had two ASUS monitors and was streaming at 1920x1200 (16:10 ratio) but now we're streaming at 16:9 again so there shouldn't be anymore black bars on the side of the stream. That's pretty cool, right? Say thanks for no more black bars!