crow demon

Hi i'm crow ex Demon soldier ex assassin rank let me tell you how i started on this journey, i was the best private in the demon realm i was one of the best in training i would go above my pay grade and scold my teammates if they mess up a single pushup that's how much i took my job seriously i know the human world is a dangerous place and i have... to be ready when i get there! when i got drafted to go into the human world and take out a guy name smitty johnson and his guardian angel that is protecting him i knew that it was my time to shine as a demon assassin rank i gather my things and headed to the human world and when i got there i saw an interesting shop and my curiosity got the best of me and then i started playing video games in the store they even had display computers i was having so much fun that the humans were trying to kick me out of the store so i blasted them threaten them to let me stay longer. as i was messing with the computer i discovered a site to upload and go live on and started playing video games on the computer streaming i now own the store everyone is afraid to go there now then i get a call from my commander asking me did i finish the mission yet? i lied so i can have more time on earth later they figured out i haven't move from that one spot so i got fired on the spot and my punishment was to stay on earth until i kill that human but jokes on them this Isn't a punishment more like its a blessing in Disguise because i love it here