Snuffy/SCP-42069

SCP-42069

Thaumiel

All personnel monitoring SCP-42069 must carry at least three (3) 20-ounce bottles of organic foot milk to appease SCP-42069.

Due to loss of personnel and containment breach by several SCPs during Incident 42069-Alpha, instances of SCP-42069-A are to be incinerated without being opened. Failure to do so will result in termination.

SCP-42069 presents in multiple forms, but almost always appears as a hybrid between a human female and a domestic house cat. The subject's coloration is striking pink fur with blue eyes that contain an unsettlingly allure in the form of shifting sparkles. SCP-42069 appears to have claws extruding from the hair behind its ears. This is believed to be a defense that SCP-42069 has to protect from head pats.

At times, SCP-42069 will manifest itself with little to no warning to request organic foot milk. This is typically preceded by it tapping a nearby window at night, or appearing during conversations on "cursed" topics (see Log-42069 for a list of known triggers). Refusal to fulfill the request typically results in the subject being pawed to death. Successful appeasement of SCP-42069's request will result in it leaving a gift box behind (henceforth SCP-42069-A) containing [DATA EXPUNGED]. Following Incident 42069-Alpha, subsequent instances of SCP-42069-A are to be immediately incinerated.

During other manifestations, SCP-42069 will act "cute". Personnel are advised not to approach the subject, especially if it "Nyan"s at you. This "Nyan" call appears to be a sort of siren song for its prey. Should a victim be successfully lured in, SCP-42069 will use a series of olfactory attacks to incapacitate the subject. It is believed that the potency of these attacks is related to SCP-42069's consumption of organic foot milk.

SCP-42069 has been observed pining for sustenance of various natures while humans sleep. These pinings include but are not limited to "mac n cheese" and females of both SCP and human physiology.

SCP-42069 does not adhere to traditional human standards, as can be seen through its various communications with us. These communications range from wholesome to depraved, but are frequently described by observers as "undeniably cute". Personnel reviewing SCP-42069's communications must exercise caution, and remember to always use the buddy system for personal safety should you become entranced by it.

It is believed that SCP-42069 has the ability to shapeshift at will and thus lacks any true form, the most terrifying of which has been documented by Agent Molten. The photograph below was taken outside of a burning building after an SCP-42069 code was called in. It is unclear whether subject's form was the cause of the fire or was an adaption to the flames themselves, but the subject appeared to take on a pale emaciated appearance of its more common "catgirl" form.

SCP-42069 was first discovered projecting its consciousness through the internet platform known as Twitch and has subsequently succeeded in brainwashing 23,755 humans and counting. It also projects its thoughts to Twitter. SCP-42069 presents itself as "Snuffy" on the internet, but was originally known as "Snuffyowo". It is unclear what benefit the brainwashing provides SCP-42069.

SCP-42069 is believed to have originated from somewhere in the Ohio area. Investigations into the creature known as "Aloysius Snuffleupagus" suggest that this may be the larval form of SCP-42069, meaning subject has existed since at least 11/15/1971 (the first recorded sighting of Snuffleupagus). A photograph that is believed to show part of the transformation of the subject was taken discretely in downtown Sesame Street. It is unclear if SCP-42069 is the only one of its kind. A number of agents have been deployed for investigation, but none have returned.

SCP-42069's popularity among humans exploded after a clip of it being a cute cat before Twitch user Nerdboi (real name [REDACTED]) used a fart sound, promptly clipped the footage, and sent it to media sources before promptly going viral. Nerdboi's motives are currently being investigated. The link regarding said event is included, but it is important to wear proper shielding to avoid entrancement by the subject.

SCP-42069 assaulted Tokyo Tower in the form of a massive crab early in the morning of 2/3/2021. Foundation Agents were quickly dispatched, at which point the subject fled. Amnestics were administered to all witnesses, and all footage of the incident was seized by the Foundation.