about me!
#Howdy!
I came from the planet ϐ”Ә´«¿˘ᵛæ›°ı. I have traveled to earth for completely non-nefarious reasons and definitely NOT to steal your planets entire supply of diet soda. My entire knowledge of humans comes from whatever sitcoms I had on dvd.
apparently being an alien vampire makes you "horrifying" and "unemployable" and "banned from the blood donation clinic" so I decided to play games on the internet instead!
#QUESTIONS I GET SOMETIMES
##WHEN DO YOU STREAM?
WHEN THE STARS ALIGN PROPERLY
##PRONOUNS
they/he/she/whatever is funniest at the moment
##WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU???
vamp, vampy, vampwhiner, super cool vtuber, vamptuber, if you will.
##HOW DO I PRONOUNCE VAMPWHINER?
vamp - why - ner
##WHY ARE YOU AN ALIEN VAMPIRE??
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL AND I'M A REALLY GOTH NERD WHO LIKES VAMPIRES AND ALIENS AND ALSO BATS I FUCKING LOVE BATS
I came from the planet ϐ”Ә´«¿˘ᵛæ›°ı. I have traveled to earth for completely non-nefarious reasons and definitely NOT to steal your planets entire supply of diet soda. My entire knowledge of humans comes from whatever sitcoms I had on dvd.
apparently being an alien vampire makes you "horrifying" and "unemployable" and "banned from the blood donation clinic" so I decided to play games on the internet instead!
#QUESTIONS I GET SOMETIMES
##WHEN DO YOU STREAM?
WHEN THE STARS ALIGN PROPERLY
##PRONOUNS
they/he/she/whatever is funniest at the moment
##WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU???
vamp, vampy, vampwhiner, super cool vtuber, vamptuber, if you will.
##HOW DO I PRONOUNCE VAMPWHINER?
vamp - why - ner
##WHY ARE YOU AN ALIEN VAMPIRE??
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL AND I'M A REALLY GOTH NERD WHO LIKES VAMPIRES AND ALIENS AND ALSO BATS I FUCKING LOVE BATS